The Monkey Joke. Back to: Classic Adult Jokes. A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls. Unequivocally, one of the best animals on the planet is the monkey. They’re adorable, smart, and they eat bananas, just like humans! So it shouldn’t surprise anyone that so many funny monkey jokes exist in the world. A joke about monkeys is worth a million bucks, and I'm giving them away for.
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Hungry Monkey A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey jumps around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. Monkey Jokes. A monkey walks into a drugstore and orders a fifty-cent sundae. He puts down a ten-dollar bill to pay for it. The clerk thinks, "What can a monkey know about money?" So he hands back a single dollar in change and says, "You know, we don't get many monkeys in here.".
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